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WARNING! TRAVELING
WITH PASS PATROL MY HAVE INCURABLE SIDE AFFECTS!
My attorney told me I need to print this and include it in
all future release forms. It appears
that some people, including my attorney (also known as Bad Hat), are suffering
from acute cabin fever. His doctor told him
to take two aspirins and buy a cabin.
Being a good patient, he bought one in Durango.
We’re still waiting for a final judgement to be rendered by
the United States Supreme Court; however I am refusing to accept any
responsibility for his cabin fever being caused by a long winter with no Pass
Patrol trips. If I lose the suit, I may
have to help him keep the grass mowed.
Since it’s only 38 acres, I figure about two dozen mountain goats should
do the trick.
So how many of you wanna help me round up two dozen mountain
goats? This should make a good sequel
for City Slickers, part three. Sundance
offered to get his Alien friends to pitch in but I’m afraid all those whirling
saucers and flashing lights would scare the goats away.
All teasing aside, good luck with your new getaway Gene and
Sue (Badhat). We expect to get all the
line-by-line details around the campfire at the Easter trip.
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Before he met Pass Patrol, Bad Hat was just a mild
mannered California attorney. Come to
think of it, one of Butch Cassidy’s good friends was an attorney too. What ever happened to him, anyway?
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