“Why not? I am the
new and improved ’95 Blazer. I have
better clearance, better suspension, and enough V-6 power to climb anything
Colorado calls a Mountain.”
“That’s good. But the
snow is mighty deep.”
“I am equipped with 30 inch BFG All Terrain Tires to plow
through that stuff.”
“That’s good too, but once the snow gets above the bumper,
it’ll lift the tires off the ground.”
“I’ve got the new Warn X8000i winch to get me out if YOU get
me stuck.”
Did I mention that Blaze has a bit of an ego? It’s caused by all those people standing
around in parking lots admiring her.
“But it’s cold out there and I might get wet stomping
through all that snow.”
“You won’t get wet.
Trust me.”
“Okay Blaze, but if I get wet and cold, you’ll be eating
low-octane budget-gas for a week.”
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